@rtwx Spooky Shopkeeper: You know not the extent of my wickedness! I reject all moral authorities, be it divine or human!
Me: Yeah, yeah, I know how AnCaps work, too.
@rtwx only J. R. “Bob” Dobbs can guarantee that your purchase will deliver more or less but never exactly what you think when you join the Church of the SubGenius.
Sounds like something from Stephen King's Needful Things. 🙂
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