@rtwx Spooky Shopkeeper: You know not the extent of my wickedness! I reject all moral authorities, be it divine or human!

Me: Yeah, yeah, I know how AnCaps work, too.

@DissidentKitty @rtwx

Spooky Shopkeeper: You're not listening. These items are evil. You think you need them, that you can control them, but they will bring you terrible mysery.

Me: OK, but can you fix my AirPods or not?

@andrewt
> "You think you need them, that you can control them, but they will bring you terrible misery"

Me: yes i know how SaaS and cloud solutions and IoT devices work

@DissidentKitty @rtwx

@rtwx only J. R. “Bob” Dobbs can guarantee that your purchase will deliver more or less but never exactly what you think when you join the Church of the SubGenius.

SubGenius.com

@rtwx
Sounds like something from Stephen King's Needful Things. 🙂

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