My niece, 7 years old: "I put glitter in mommy's hair. I'm glad I'm a child and can do that kind of thing."
@jezzicuh we are going to have to call the authorities... the child has become self aware
@jezzicuh Don't tell it's ok for adults to put glitter in other people's hair. Because it is :P
@Nogamara Entirely true!!
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