@Morality_Police just quoted a bunch of Big Trouble in Little China at me perfectly and I replied, "... you should talk to my friend @braxwolf."
@jezzicuh @Morality_Police "and your phone is broken, by the way."
@braxwolf @jezzicuh "2,000years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave! You must be doin' something seriously wrong."
@jezzicuh @Morality_Police Thanks, I really want to watch this now
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